By John Michaels

Everyone does one, so why not me… the chances of these being remotely close are about as good as your chances of winning the Mega Millions.

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1. Tampa Bay – Jameis Winston QB FSU, love him or hate him he goes #1 and at minimum sells jerseys and seats in Tampa.

2. Philadelphia via trade – Marcus Mariotta Qb Oregon… don’t know how it will happen, but Chip Kelly will make sure it does

3. Jacksonville – Dante Fowler JR DE Florida, they need an edge rusher and get the premier one in the draft

4. Oakland – Leonard Williams DT USC, although he doesnt run a 4.2 40, the Raiders actually draft the best guy on the board

5. Washington – Brandon Scherff OT Iowa need to protect RG3 or whomever ends up under center

6. NY Jets – Amari Cooper WR Alabama – Geno now has a plethora of weapons to throw to

7. Chicago – Kevin White Wr West Virginia, steps in to replace the traded Brandon Marshall

8. Atlanta – Vic Beasley DE Clemson, just my gut feeling all along is that the productive DE from Clemson gets to move about 90 miles south.

9. NY Giants – Todd Gurley RB Georgia, hit a HR with Odell Beckham…hope to do the same with Gurley

10. St Louis – La’el Collins OT LSU, steps in immediately at either RT or G to help protect Nick Foles

11. Minnesota – Devonte Parker WR Louisville, Teddy B gets to throw to his old college buddy

12. Cleveland – Melvin Gordon RB Wisconsin, because they’re Cleveland… and i have no idea what they are thinking.

13. New Orleans – Randy Gregory DE Nebraska, Saints need defensive help and he kind of fits Rob Ryans attacking style

14. Miami – Trae Waynes CB Michigan St, they need someone to pair with Brent Grimes

15. San Francisco – Arik Armstead DE Oregon, they are starting over so they take a guy whos big, and sort of fits what they used to do

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16. Houston – Bud Dupree DE Kentucky, as if they need more on the DL… put Dupree as a speed rusher opposite Clowney

17. San Diego – Danny Shelton DT Washington, need a RB, but will wait until the next round

18. Kansas City – Marcus Peters CB Washington, why because I’m getting to the point of the draft where I’ m completely guessing

19. Cleveland – Shane Ray DE Missouri, too good to go this late, but drove around with weed a few days ago

20. Tennessee via trade – Dorial Green-Beckham WR Oklahoma, can you name the Titans skill players?

21. Cincinnati – Ereck Flowers OT Miami, finally a Cane has come back to the 1st round and he can play right away

22. Pittsburgh – Landon Collins S Alabama, replaces the retired Troy P

23. Detroit – Andrus Peat T Stanford, former 5 star recruit lived up to the hype in college

24. Arizona – Breshad Perriman WR UCF, kid is explosive and has flown up the draft charts

25. Carolina – Jake Fisher OT Oregon, Panthers need O-Line help in the worst way

26. Baltimore – Jaelen Strong WR Arizona St, complete package ate the WR position, and the Ravens are in need

27. Dallas – Kevin Johnson CB Wake Forest, Cowboys can use some help in the secondary

28. Denver – DJ Humphries OT Florida, must protect Manning for the last year or years of his career

29. Indianapolis – Shaq Thompson OLB Washington, need defensive help at any position

30. Green Bay – Denzel Perryman MLB Miami, steps in today as a starter and run thumper.

31. New Orleans – Maxx Williams TE Minnesota, replaces Jimmy Graham today

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32. New England – Phillip Dorsett WR Miami, Tom Brady gets a really fast weapon