cw69 92-9thegame-vertical2 waok

Tale of the tape

Tale Of The Tape: Who’s Easier To Cheer For? Rex Ryan Vs. Rob Ryan

Rex Ryan and Rob Ryan are frequently grouped together like some kind of giant, living, breathing, cinnamon bun. But it’s not often that these two animated bros are held in comparison to each other. Today, we seek to right that wrong. Today we’ll finally answer the question – who’s easier to cheer for, Rex Ryan or Rob Ryan? Let’s go to the tape.

(credit: Frederick Breedon/Getty Images) (credit: Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)
(credit: Frederick Breedon/Getty Images) (credit: Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)

Rex Ryan

Rob Ryan

“Rex” is great! It’s like a dinosaur! Name? Meh. It’s fine.
Rex has your standard $12 haircut that you can set your watch to. how boring. Hair? Rob has long flowing hair, much like a proud lion.
I’m a Pats fan, but even without that qualifier...yes. Is He A Loudmouth? It seems that Rob has been better about keeping mum this season. Animated, yes. But there seem to be fewer quotes floating around.
Ew. Yes. Gross. Ugh. Publicly Known Fetish? Mercifully not.
Again, Pats fan here. I can’t vote for Rex. Never ever ever. More Likeable Team? But...as much as I legitimately like Drew Brees, and the city of New Orleans, and the nice story of the Saints' success post-Katrina...there’s still the whole Bountygate thing.
If there are any, I haven’t heard of ‘em Better Fan Interactions? Rob’s been spotting partying with Nola Locals at least twice this season. He’s in full on Bill Murray mode.

The winner is

(credit: Al Messerschmidt/Getty Images)
Rob Ryan
5 out of 6

With a score of 5-2, Rob Ryan takes it! Man, his stock has really been rising ever since he left the Cowboys, huh?
-Brian Cullen, CBS Local Sports contributor

More Tales of the tape

  1. (credit: Jamie Squire/Getty Images) (credit: Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
    National Championship Matchup: #8 Kentucky Vs. #7 Connecticut

    No. 8-seeded Kentucky stunned No. 2-seeded Michigan in the Elite Eight and shut down Wisconsin’s Frank Kaminsky and the Badgers offense in the Final Four.

  2. (credit: Elsa/Getty Images) (credit: Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
    Semifinal Matchup: #1 Florida Vs. #7 Connecticut

    It was three years ago that Jim Calhoun led the UConn Huskies to the college basketball national championship. That Final Four included two of the teams in this year’s Final Four in UConn and Kentucky

  3. (credit: Andy Lyons/Getty Images) (credit: Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
    Semifinal Matchup: #8 Kentucky Vs. #2 Wisconsin

    Wisconsin—who was overshadowed by other top Big Ten teams in the tournament in Michigan and Michigan State—is now the last man standing and hoping to win it all with the likes of big man, Frank Kaminsky.

See all Tales of the Tape