Tale of the tape
One Broken Arm Later: Nate Burleson’s Pizza Vs. DiGiorno (It’s Not Delivery)
Detroit Lions’ wide receiver Nate Burleson is great at receiving both deftly thrown footballs and emergency roadside medical treatment. Recently, he crashed his car into a Jersey barrier after dropping a slice of pizza around 2:30 in the morning. Apparently there was no hooch in his system, it’s just that he was being a big ol’ bag of dum-dum lollipops. The question that we at CBS can’t help but ask: would he have been better off cooking himself a DiGiorno frozen pizza? Let’s go to the tape.
Tale Of The Tape: New England Patriots At Atlanta Falcons
Matt Ryan is one of the best regular-season quarterbacks in the league. That’s meant as a compliment, but when you don’t win in the postseason, it impacts your reputation.
Tale Of The Tape: Baltimore Ravens At Buffalo Bills
Joe Flacco is the best player on the Ravens. Much more is expected of him this year because the Ravens’ defense is quite vulnerable.
Tale Of The Tape: Cincinnati Bengals At Cleveland Browns
Andy Dalton and the Bengals came away with a terrific home victory over the Green Bay Packers in Week Three.
Tale Of The Tape: San Francisco 49ers At St. Louis Rams
Colin Kaepernick is going to want to assert himself every week, and he is going to be at his best against a divisional opponent.
Tale Of The Tape: Chicago Bears At Detroit Lions
Through the first three weeks of the season, the marriage between Jay Cutler and head coach Marc Trestman is working out quite nicely.