NEW YORK—Major League Baseball released a statement Tuesday admitting that nobody in its offices was quite sure why the organization agreed to allow all of Monday’s games to be themed “Teeny Tiny Boy Shorts Day.”
“With all the players, fans, and mascots wearing teeny tiny boy shorts, it’s clear the day was very well organized and thought out, but to be quite honest, nobody here has more than the vaguest of memories about agreeing to something like this,” Commissioner Bud Selig said in the statement, clarifying that the league was not upset about seeing all its athletes and managers don teeny tiny boy shorts for an evening, but it was confused.
As of press time, MLB.com had updated its calendar to list July 14 as “Sparkly Shoes and Spunky Little Hat Day.”
~Courtesy of theonion.com
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